Red Wine Beef Short Ribs

I say, "SHORT RIBS!" You say, "DEAD COW!"  SHORT RIBS! >DEAD COW!< SHORT RIBS! >DEAD COW<! YAAAAY!!!  That is going to be our cheer for this recipe, so break out your pom poms and your glitter eye shadow and get ready for some melt-in-your-mouth beefy goodness.

Allergen Notes: None

Lifestyle: Paleo, Clean Eating

Red Wine Beef Short Ribs

3 lbs boneless short ribs (or 4 lbs bone-in short ribs)

1 large onion sliced thin

4 small turnips peeled and cut into your preferred size of chunks (not too small, though, or they'll dissolve during the cooking process). 

4 stalks of celery cut into thick slices

8 ounces of whole baby brown mushrooms (sometimes called pearls)

6 ounces of small/thin baby carrots (actual baby carrots would be awesome, but the commercial kind work, too)

1 cup dry red wine (not cooking wine, actual drinking wine, please)

1 cup beef broth

1 TBSP coconut oil (or olive oil)

3 tsp fresh thyme (or 1 tsp dry)

1 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp mustard powder

salt

pepper

1. Spray the crockpot with some manner of spray oil, largely to help with the cleaning process later. 

2. Prepare the vegetables, keeping the onions separated from the rest. 

3. Heat a large frying or griddle pan with the coconut oil until the oil is almost smoking (smoke point of unrefined coconut oil is around 350F). Generously salt and pepper the ribs and then brown the short ribs on all sides. 

4. Place the first round of ribs in the crockpot and top with sliced onions and some of the veggies. Repeat this layering process until all the beef and veggies are in the crockpot.  

5. Mix together the red wine, beef broth, thyme, garlic, and mustard powder.  Pour over the ribs and vegetables.

6. Cover the crockpot and cook on low for 8 hours, or on high for 6 hours.  

Beef short ribs are a relatively inexpensive cut of meat that come from, y'know, a cow.  Specifically, they are cut from the rib and plate primals of the animal. 

If you happen to have recently acquired an elk or deer recently (I'm looking at you, Jerry and Melissa), I'm guessing that venison or elk would work just as beautifully in this recipe as beef.  I am completely uneducated at cooking with game meat, so I can't make a serious recommendation on which cut of the animal would work best.  My initial guess would be to suggest using a roast chunked up so it would cook up like stew meat.  

For our purposes, we are using boneless short ribs because they were on special at my local grocery store, but bone-in would work just as well, and would likely create a richer, beefier output as the marrow from the bones cook into the broth and vegetables.  You can read everything you'd care to know about short ribs here.  The plan here is to slow cook these in the crockpot, so go dig yours out of storage, or lift it off its gilded pedestal (which is where mine is kept).  

Next, find your griddle pan or frying pan.  To get the best searing effect, I like to use either a heavy cast iron skillet or my ribbed griddle pan.  I got mine from IKEA for $15.   But the bigger question is WHY use a ribbed griddle pan? So we can get hoity-toity grill marks on our meat, that's why.  Heat this pan up with some oil in it until the oil is just about smoking.  It needs to be plenty hot so when the meat hits the surface it immediately sears. We want to sear the outside without cooking the inside.  

Generously salt and pepper the beef.  

  

Line up your vegetables and crockpot, um, crock so the assembly process can go smoothly.  Everything is there: Onions, mushrooms, carrots, and chopped up turnips and celery.  As a note, you could replace the turnips with rutabagas or even parsnips if you wish.  For a very hearty fall-tasting final product use all three root vegetables along with the others listed in the recipe.   

Now, BEGIN! 

 

Lay only a few pieces of beef into the hot pan at a time, searing the meat in batches.  If you overcrowd the meat then it'll steam, not sear.  Keep at least 2 or more inches between each piece of meat to avoid making the steam versus sear mistake.  And, if you have a ribbed griddle pan then lay the meat at a diagonal to make an even hoitier-toitier set of sear lines.   After about 90 seconds on one side, turn over and brown each of the four available sides.  

See?! How awesome is that.  It almost looks like something you'd see on a cooking show! Only, YOU did it! In YOUR kitchen! 

Lay this first set of ribs in the crockpot and top with a generous amount of onions and then its your discretion how many vegetables you want to lay in.  I strongly encourage layering meat and vegetables so both get to take advantage of each other's benefits.  The produce will soak up all that beautiful beef flavor, and the beef will get seasoned beautifully by the vegetables.  If it's all meat on top and veggies on the bottoms (or vice versa) then you'll end up with bored ribs and mushy depressed vegetables. And, a mushy depressed vegetable can really ruin a person's day.  

By the time all the meat has been seared, you should end up with a pretty full crockpot that looks something like this: 

Pretty, don't you think?  I think so, too.  But before we get all chest puffy we need to add our spices and red wine.  Slow cooking beef is a marvelous smell, but slow cooking beef in red wine is especially marvelous.  Pick a drinking wine to cook with instead of cooking wine.  Cooking wine is more vinegar than wine to preserve its shelf life.  Uncork a nice pinot noir, cabernet sauvignon, or burgundy for this recipe and you'll still have enough to drink with dinner.  Alternately, buy a four pack of small bottles and you've got  four one-cup pre-measured servings, which is nice for cooking, but less nice if you're hoping to have something to swill later.  Note: if you don't have any red wine handy, any fortified wine will work like cognac or brandy, just be aware that if you're eating the Paleo lifestyle that the only compatible alcohol materials are wine and tequila.  

Now. Let's talk about broth for a moment.  

 The common thought is that buying organic broth is best, which is true, but there is a lot more to consider, especially when buying beef broth.  For our gluten free friends, most commercial beef broths have MSG and there are even some organic brands that use MSG, too.  Once you find a non-MSG-using beef broth, you'll still want to read the label because Pacific Rim uses evaporated cane juice in theirs, and Swanson Organics uses refined sugar in theirs! If you can't make your own beef broth from scratch then take the time to be super picky to find an organic beef broth that a) does not have MSG; b) does not use sugar or other sweeteners; and, c) does not have any added food dyes.  As you can see, the closest to the beef broth trifecta that I could find still has organic caramel coloring, which won't work for those who are working hard to stay dye free.  But, for my family the lack of MSG and sugar was more important.  

Mix together the broth, wine, and spices and pour over the beef and vegetables.  Cover and cook on the low setting for 8 or so hours, or on high for 6 or so hours.  The final product will be meat that is forkable, falling apart at the slightest touch, soft aromatic vegetables. Yum.